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Tuesday
30Jun2009

Welcome to the Scum Blog

Scientific Prisoner Scoring System

Wouldn't it be cool if there was a way that you could take a person's physical attributes, age, crimes, and other factors and come up with a score that tells you exactly how tough they are going to be in prison? We thought it would be, so we created an application that creates a "power score from the information that you plug in about someone.

So for example, a 6'5/ 300 lb murderer may have a score of 30, while a 140lb,18 year old who is serving a 2 year term for burglary may have a score of only 7.

In this blog we'll profile a new criminal every day.  Some one be famous celebrity criminals, others will be notorious mobsters and murders, others will be unknown convicts.  Keep checking in for updates...

 

Scoring system:

1.  Punk 0-5   (A person within this scoring range probably won't last long in prison. They'll probably be prostituted and taken advantage of in many ways, or killed. Many punks are non-violent offenders, young, or have committed crimes against children)

2.Snitch 6-10 (A snitch isn't quite as vulnerable as a punk, but they their lives are in constant peril and usually need to resort to cutting deals with the prison staff, or being put in segregation for their own safety. Snitches are typically non-violent offenders that are small in stature)

3.Convict 11-15 (A convict has usually survived several years in prison and kept a low profile. They typically aren't very violent offenders, although they are usually habitual criminals or may be larger in size)

4. Soldier 15-20 (A soldier is usually someone that has been recruited into a prison gang or at least has the physical size and violent reputation that can garner respect within the prison culture)

5. Leader 21-25 (A leader is a violent criminal that has typically servedfive or moreyears in prison andcommitted numerous crimes including murder)

6. Captain 26-30 (A captain is an extremely violent prisoner. This person has typically spent over ten years in prison, islarge in physical stature, usually a multiple murderer and has has also been involvedin commitingcrimes that require some type of organization)

7. Boss 31-40 (Boss status is reserved for very few prisoners. This person wields a very large amount of power in the prison. They have usually involved in the murder or the ordering of murders of many people. In fact, it is rare that anyone but multiple murderers and organized crime members will achieve a score elevating them to this status level)

8.ArchCriminal 40+ (The worst of the worst)

 

 

 

 

Tuesday
30Jun2009

OJ Simpson- (Power Score= 19) Hierarchy: SOLDIER

Being that OJ Simpson has committed several serious crimes and also because he is a rather large man, his Power Score qualifies him to most likely be a Soldier in prison.  As he ages his ability to protect himself may be reduced and his score may decline slightly.

 

OJ's POWER SCORE= 19 (Soldier)

 


Name:OJ Simpson
Height:6.1
Weight:230
Sex:Male
Age:60
Sentence:60
Time Served:0
1 - Armed Robbery
1 - Assault and Battery
1 - Conspiracy
1 - Kidnapping
1 - Murder
P:50
S:26
A:2
ACH:10
TCH:73
TS:0
PS:27
Tuesday
30Jun2009

Phil Spector- Power Score= 9/ Hierarchy: SNITCH

Looks like legendary music producer and psycho gun weilding bully and now muderer Phil Spector finally felt the firm hand of justice. He's been sentenced to 19 years to life. At about 5'5 and 140 lbs he is not going to have an easy time in the clinker. He's also 69 years old, so unless he gets some pity points from the other prisoners, he's going to be tossing some salads for sure.

Here are his stats and point score as determined by our formula...

Name:Phil Spector
Height:5.5
Weight:145
Sex:Male
Age:69
Sentence:19
Time Served:0
1 - Murder
P:9.5
S:9.5
A:0
ACH:2
TCH:30
TS:0
PS:9

 

 

 

 

 

Phil's POWER SCORE= 9 (Snitch)

 

Tuesday
30Jun2009

Bill Gates- Power Score= 5/ Hierarchy: PUNK

 

Bill Gates is a genius when it comes to money.  However, in prison he wouldn't last too long (especially at age 22 pictured here).  His relatively small stature, non-violent nature, and young age would definitely make him a prime target of predators.  Sorry, Bill.  Stay out of jail.

Name:Bill Gates
Height:5.10
Weight:165
Sex:Male
Age:22
Sentence:0
Time Served:0
1 - Other Crimes
P:0
S:16.5
A:0
ACH:2
TCH:5
TS:0
PS:4

 


 

 

Wednesday
01Jul2009

Ted Bundy- Power Score= 51/ Hierarchy: Arch Crimina

Ted Bundy was a cold blooded killer of women.  Psychologically his personality type was known as a sociopath.  Devoid of emotions for other people but very intelligent, selfish, ruthless and extremely impulsive, Ted Bundy was extremely dangerous in and out of prison.  Although his power score is very high, a high profile prisoner like him would attract a lot of attention in the general population and could be a target for other prisoners looking to make a name for themselves.  No mistakes could be made because he would not be an easy mark.

Name:Ted Bundy
Height:6.0
Weight:170
Sex:Male
Age:42
Sentence:DEATH
Time Served:10
1 - Escape
1 - Kidnapping
30 - Murder
1 - Rape/ Sexual Assault
P:70
S:19
A:2
ACH:10
TCH:201
TS:5
PS:51